Total Medals Earned: 673 (From 150 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,800 Points
Medals Earned: 5/32 (140/500 points)
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 5/33 (30/455 points)
Dies with neek
Play the game with Don K-Chito
Get a life
Play the game with Neek
Play retroacan
The bull hit you
Dies with Galatzia
Dies with JC Chavez
Dies with Don k-chito
Dies with Malverde
Dies with Don Tamalito
Play the game with Don Tamalito
I slapped Frog
Rebounds with Johnny
Survive the kids thrown by REX
Survive the train thrown by charlie
Break the bubble
They are so cool
Kill the Crocodile
Complete Level 3-4
Play the game with Galatzia
Kill the Giraffe Alien
Kill the mammoth
Kill the Maistro
Play the game with JC Chavez
Play the game with Malverde
You get the yellow cartridge
You get the purple cartridge
You get the green cartridge
Get all cartridges
Kill the boss REX with all characters
Kill the boss CLOCK with all characters
Kill the boss CHARLIE with all characters
Medals Earned: 5/11 (140/395 points)
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Good luck with your new career.
I hope you chose the money.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Lose the game.
Meet Reddington.
Keep losing the game.
Don't lose the game.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (25/490 points)
destroy the first boss
earn a hardcore stamp
upgrade your crossbows to lvl 15
upgrade your dash attack to lvl 15
upgrade your sword to lvl 15
destroy the second boss
destroy the third boss
destroy the forth boss
evolve any attack to lvl 25 (you can keep leveling the damage after)
Land a Jackpot on any boss bonus lottery wheel
Score 25,000 or more points in endless mode
destroy the final boss
Medals Earned: 2/33 (10/1,530 points)
Lift a Caribbean Reef Shark!
Your very first flight!
Your very first ride!
Lift a Nurse Shark!
Lift a Porbeagle Shark!
Lift a Sandbar Shark!
Lift a Bignose Shark
You got on the cover of Sharks Illustrated!
Lift a Goblin Shark!
Lift a Shortfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Silvertip Shark!
Lift a Blue Shark!
Lift a Lemon Shark!
Lift a Salmon Shark!
Lift a Sand Shark!
Lift a Bigeye Thresher Shark!
Lift a Bluntnose Sixgill Shark!
Lift a Bull Shark!
Lift a Copper Shark
Lift a Dusky Shark!
Lift a Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Pacific Sleeper Shark!
Uncover 6 Crabs in a row!
Lift a Silky Shark!
Lift a Basking Shark!
Lift a Great Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Great White Shark!
Lift a Greenland Shark!
Finish the game on brutal difficulty!
Lift a Longfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Megalodon!
Lift a Tiger Shark!
Lift a Whale Shark!
Medals Earned: 7/24 (70/325 points)
First death
Jump up onto the ladder
Collect ruby in flight
Found the first artifact
Put dynamite creeping
First Killed monster
Jump off ladder and get back don't touching ground
Pass level without collecting three rubies
Blown up the first box of TNT
NO killed monsters on the bonus level
Put a dynamite on rock
Kill all monsters in all bonus levels
Change direction three times during the jump
Die 10 times on spikes
Undermine under self a dynamite and fall into a hole
Put a dynamite under box
Complete all bonus levels
Blow up 30 pieces of ground
Complete all levels, spending less than 50 dynamites
Monster killed you 10 times
Collected all the rubies
Kill all enemies bonus lvl for the same number of throws
Complete the level for 10 seconds
Collected all 5 artifacts
Medals Earned: 5/13 (90/300 points)
You really thought that would work?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You interviewed like an actual sidekick.
Free at last?
Or something like that, anyway.
Medals Earned: 6/29 (30/500 points)
The singular form of data!
Step on the arrow!
Everybody hurts~
Let's do the Space Warp again!~
Not as cool as it sounds.
Touch a Wall!
That's 8 bits! (Feeling nostalgic?)
36 Groundhog Days were shown in the move "Groundhog Day".
Reach level 13 with less than 11 deaths.
Speed run the first three levels!
You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Get to level 7 without a single death!
Speedrun the first 9 levels.
You don't go on these in real life. (You should!)
Thank you for playing my terrible design!
You may not want to use these too much.
See that wall? Touch it.
Reach the end without dying!
Medals Earned: 4/25 (70/500 points)
nuclear war
virus scenario
Survive 28 days in a row.
Get 100,000 points.
Survive 14 days in a row.
Survive 3 months total
alien scenario
anarchy scenario
planet of the apes scenario
demon scenario
dragon scenario
goat scenario
ice age scenario
nazi zombie scenario
magical island master
religion scenario
robot scenario
Zombie Scenario
Survive 1 year total
Survive 3 years total
Survive 50 days in a row.
Survive 100 days in a row.
Survive 5 years total
Survive 10 years total
Survive 150 days in a row.